Doomeru's new ringtone

Doomeru finally saved up enough food stamps to buy himself one of those fancy new iphones. He says I should get one too, but my fingers are too fat and sweaty to do without buttons. And what's wrong with buttons anyway? I like buttons.

But anyway, drawing on his love of all things Alien and Lando Calrissian, he's made for us this ringtone.

I hope you all put it on your fancy new-fangled iphones as well and become the envy of your office.

game over man, game over!

AVP Requiem: Interpretive Predator

Doomeru: Predator's only weakness? Crap videogame adaptations!

Doomeru: He.runs.so.bad!

Doomeru: And why in fuck are there no trees for him to hide in? Predator does not stroll around shooting shit. He's a scalpel not a mallet.

Doomeru: it’s like they never saw the movie!

Sir Cucumber: it's like they took Gun, put it on Mars, and gave you a triangle aiming reticule...