What is wrong with us, part 3

Like Little Mac and Bald Bull's barber, we just don't know when to quit. We think that leaning into the punch just one more time might turn it to an open palm, but the truth is that people don't change- they just learn to stop apologizing for being the way they are.

...And they learn to stop playing Jade Cocoon 2. That's it, I'm done.

What is wrong with us, part 2

This next clip teaches us that the important things in life take persistence, that respect is earned in drops and dropped in buckets, and that the societal dilemma caused by a series of tubes irrevocably altering the business model of journalism might best be averted by newspapers around the country hiring obnoxious Japanese boys to do their investigative reporting...

no, seriously.

What is wrong with us, part 1

I've got no motivation for you today. Deal with it.

Instead, here's a video of some of the most painful video game dialogue I've sat through in a while: