Police Quest: spread the love

Sometimes the only thing to do is play in the sunshine. Sometimes the burn is worth the warmth. Sometimes we must gorge ourselves on curried pleasure and drink the sweet fermented lemonade of endless summer, because doing any less would be an insult to the universe. Some days are so perfect that the only thing you can do is stroll through them, and look. And if someone doesn't get it, just give them a glass of lemonade.

HAPPY SUMMER!

River City Ransom: Don't try to be a hero

We all need a break once in a while. And if what you do is important to you, that once in a while usually happens when we least want it to. There's just too much work to do, and it simply can't get done without you. It's a bad time. You'll go later. Next year. Besides, you'd just spend the whole vacation thinking about work. Or doing work- I find vacations are a great time to get work done. But you know that's not the point. It's a marathon out there, not a sprint, and running on empty will just run you into the dirt. Work worth doing is worth doing well, so don't worry. It'll wait.

... I've got an outtake for this week...wanna see?

Took a teensy bit of photochopping, as Pop vanishes from the screen, but you really do get naked right at the desk before the background changes. Go check it out. good times.

Bully: Love worth fighting for

Honestly, I don’t see why any self-respecting homosexual would want to drag their friends and family and a bunch of other people they never cared to see again in their lives halfway across the country to wear tuxedoes and dresses they’d never otherwise be caught dead in, much less buy, and eat cake when they could be having pie, and make a bunch of mushy promises that set the bar way too high, just so they could have their love recognized by a bunch of backwards old men in silly hats. But whatever. If the only constitutionally acceptable reason for opposing gay marriage is not wanting to have to buy that much more crap from that much more registries for that much more weddings, then believe me I sympathize but shut the fuck up.

Oh also there’s that whole not-being-allowed to visit partners in hospitals like every other couple, not-being-allowed to share benefits like every other couple, not-being-allowed to file taxes jointly like every other couple, and not-being-allowed to share equal custody of children like every other couple. That kinda sucks too.

Sexytime fun with Google Analytics and produce

Picking through the posts this week for some likely imagined SEO improvements inspired me to look up all the keyword referrals we've received over the past year, and it seems we picked the wrong subject to blog about. At least as far as Teh Googz is concerned.

My two favorite searches clean enough to sit above the fold were "chicks with whips fights" and "kotaku is shit."

I'd like to think they found this page and this page, respectively, but who knowest the whims of The Great Devaluator? Not I.

I'd guess my monikor and this title brought the bulk of these refined readers, and hope our Zelda week helped get off the dude who searched for "zelda fuking." I also hope he sees fit to go back and finish fourth grade.

Now I just want to know how many pages of search results deep these perverts went to find us, and how they weren't able to find a site suitable to their, *cough* niche, proclivities before reaching our blog.

Click to read the rest, lovingly re-keyed in flat HTML text so that we might encourage even more of this. *NSFW!*

Gimme dem smuts!

Google Search Keyword Referrals to Resignedgamer.com, June 07 - June 08

Keyword -- UU's

ass fucking -- 1
ass making buttons -- 1
ass piss -- 1
black teen age fuck -- 1
bridal fucking -- 1
buttlove -- 1
cheap fucking -- 1
chhep fuking -- 1
fire crotch -- 1
firecrotch -- 1
fuck my brawn eye -- 1
fucking a cucumber -- 1
fucking ass by cucumber -- 1
fucking piss ass -- 1
fucking teenage -- 2
gamer fucked -- 1
gay boys fucking -- 1
kissing turn on strategies -- 1
legs gay -- 1
man fucking teen age -- 1
piss ass -- 1
piss in ass -- 1
suck-that -- 1
teen age fucking in ass -- 1
teenage fucking -- 1
teenager fucking cucumber -- 1
tmnt games ass -- 1
TMNT games to ass -- 1
tricky bitches -- 2
two cheaps fucking -- 1
xl black ass fucking -- 1

Our Imaginary Friends: Don Flamenco

Sometimes it’s not what you do but how you do it.

In this world there is no shortage of talent, hustle, or muscle, but a dearth of grace.

The graceful understand that in all they make of their lives, the product is never as important as the process.

This is especially apparent when you have a lousy product.