We heart Kotaku, and always, always have.

When viewed at the right angle, I always used to say that Jarrett and Desiree, the most unblemished and popular kids in school, held an uncanny resemblance to 2-legged goats. And then they invited me to sit at their lunch table, and I stopped saying it. This current situation, of course, has absolutely no relevance:


Owen Good is the hottest man alive. A prince. A god amidst dog mode.