Sir Cucumber: my housemate spent 600 wii points on that stupid fucking TMNT NES game.
Doomeru: which one?
Sir Cucumber: the one where after leonardo and donatello die you might as well just commit suicide.
Doomeru: oh, that one.
Sir Cucumber: course if i was stuck in the sewers with a dipshit that wouldn't stop saying cowabunga and an angsty pizza slicer I'd kill myself too
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Cheap fucking unbalanced ass piss out my ass i hope you die heroes in a half shell
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funny, you always struck me as more of the Michaelangelo type...
did you have teen issues or something?
One of these days, I'll dig up a photo of me from High School. Everything else will make sense ;-)
I may even still have that old XL black Rammstein shirt...
berserrrker! man I was all black hair dye and finger nails hating everyone that wasn't me march of the pigs type shit but I still had the good sense to appreciate a man with a long staff who was handy around the kitchen.
Yeah, agreed. Don FTW and Leo on backup. If those two were dead, I just quit.
go write a post, peaaabrain!
Y'know what makes the game all the more frustrating? Your sister playing Paula Abdul's "Forever Your Girl" album on continuous loop. Damn you, 1989.
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