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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Cheap fucking unbalanced ass piss out my ass i hope you die heroes in a half shell

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 3:20 PM on Wednesday, October 31, 2007

video game commentary from the resigned gamer, teenage mutant ninja turtles

Sir Cucumber:
my housemate spent 600 wii points on that stupid fucking TMNT NES game.

Doomeru:
which one?

Sir Cucumber:
the one where after leonardo and donatello die you might as well just commit suicide.

Doomeru:
oh, that one.

Sir Cucumber:
course if i was stuck in the sewers with a dipshit that wouldn't stop saying cowabunga and an angsty pizza slicer I'd kill myself too

7 comments:

Sir Cucumber said...

funny, you always struck me as more of the Michaelangelo type...

Sir Cucumber said...

did you have teen issues or something?

alexis [kn0thing] said...

One of these days, I'll dig up a photo of me from High School. Everything else will make sense ;-)


I may even still have that old XL black Rammstein shirt...

Sir Cucumber said...

berserrrker! man I was all black hair dye and finger nails hating everyone that wasn't me march of the pigs type shit but I still had the good sense to appreciate a man with a long staff who was handy around the kitchen.

Unknown said...

Yeah, agreed. Don FTW and Leo on backup. If those two were dead, I just quit.

Sir Cucumber said...

go write a post, peaaabrain!

Mike said...

Y'know what makes the game all the more frustrating? Your sister playing Paula Abdul's "Forever Your Girl" album on continuous loop. Damn you, 1989.