the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

Prototype: Is this why the real America hates us?

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 5:32 PM on Thursday, July 28, 2011

Personally, I'm less concerned about the military's lack of anti-insurgency skills than I am about the fact that I've assimilated over a third of the hearts and minds in this city and I still don't know how to drive a car. God damn it I hate New Yorkers!