When it came to picking a favorite superhero, my choice was always clear. There's nothing badass about saving the day when your only weakness is for shiny green gemstones, or when your tights are full of spooj. Bruce Wayne is just a regular super-genius ninja billionaire detective. Like you and me.
Batman is Everyman. He loves great books, long walks on the beach, and prostitutes...
But constantly climbing through ventilation shafts to spy on celebrity villains is just a little too commoner for how I like to envision the Dark Knight...
READ THIS OR ELSE THE VIDEO WON'T MAKE ANY SENSE...
Special thanks to my the YouTubers linked below, for stealing that which I stole from them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhNT2_bHs8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQd4eQ6Hby8&playnext=1&list=PL05F73D9C2F2B3B40
