I recently went down a rabbit hole of sorts, eschewing the clarified butter satisfaction of Call of Duty 4's single player campaign for a full out assault on reason with Operation Darkness. I thought I was going to wrap it up this weekend and figure out a way to explain myself, but the gods laugh when we make plans. So does that prick Hitler. More to come. - Sir Cucumber
Doomeru: so yeah
indian place by us opens next week
Sir Cucumber: sw3333t
Doomeru: i won mass effect 2
playing bioshock 2 now
then metro 2033
got some psp games...
Sir Cucumber: i got to hitler
gang raped him with two werewolves.
but he cheated.
Doomeru: hitler, cheating? impossible
so, did he delete ur save games?
Sir Cucumber: he totally gave himself a second life, and summoned a bunch of fucking dragons
after making me trudge through 3 levels in berlin without a re-up
and also whining like a bitch.
Doomeru: was he talking about Eva?
Sir Cucumber: mostly just his leiben
Doomeru: did he have any doods with arms sticking out of their tummies with pistols?
Sir Cucumber: nah just a couple faggot ass officers
one of them would do his spell by saluting you
which really didn't make much sense to me.
Doomeru: nazis never make any sense
Sir Cucumber: hitler had a big fist spell. it was deep.
Doomeru: so he fisted u…
Sir Cucumber: he was unfazed by a bunch of werewolves punching him in the face.
that's what werewolves do most effectively, you know. punch people in the face.
Doomeru: that is true
Didja get Winterbottom yet?
Sir Cucumber: i have gotten nothing until i finish this fucking game
Doomeru: So what do you play when u poop?
Posted by Sir Cucumber at 11:38 PM on Tuesday, March 23, 2010