River City Ransom: Kidnapped? You'll have to take a personal day for that.

I know it sucks. It sucks for us all. But that doesn't mean you've lost your pride. You'll find that wherever you put it last, and if you choose to leave it at home then that's on you. Personally, I find bringing it along helps the day go by faster. Watching the clock certainly doesn't. Would you like fries with that, sir?