One minute you're running back and forth, just wishing you could explore new places through small spaces; The next you're sitting around all day, laying mines and waiting to bounce through crooked tubes and perfunctory breakaway bricks. What once seemed a fantastical novelty becomes an obligational drudgery for scratching up missile packs and the occasional boss. You got what you wanted, but you lost everything you had. Roll on. Roll on.
Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:08 AM on Friday, October 10, 2008