the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

In every silver lining there is a cloud

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:13 AM on Thursday, October 9, 2008

video game news from the resigned gamer, premature ejaculation

So those wily scientists, undoubtedly sick of getting fragged by 12-year old Koreans, have found that the same genes which can make you good at video games also cause premature ejaculation.

...I could have told them that.

Lucky for me, I've also got the genes that cause depression and generalized anxiety disorder!

Hey, it's okay! It was nice, really. You just...need to practice...