Kotaku Drip Runs Dry

Well, it looks like we've returned to unloved oblivion. Doomeru has crawled back in his bottle, and I've got some Sales Activity Reports to review. Rock Power was fun while it lasted, but fans are a fickle bunch, and in the end we all fall back on those that truly love us. Like Max, mom, or Solid Snake. Which is not to say we wouldn't welcome another turn to suck at the decadent Kotakzor teat...