Some say the best things come to those who wait. But while they sit holding their bottles, I recommend you slap yours on the 57 and stab it with your butter knife. Shit happens, but we make our own destinies, either through active participation or waiting to drop by our own weight. The only question is whether your logjam breaks before, or after, the meal gets cold.
This week's haiku go out to all who seize the ketchup in their hands and shake.
GOD OF WAR
I will kill a god
but first i must screw a slave
spin analog stick
PIZZA TYCOON
leveraged by mob
to make hawaiian pizza
don likes pineapple
product not selling
evaluate long term plan
form a focus group
should i lower price
or torch your establishment?
strategic vision
must diversify
sell assault weapons in back
or insurance fraud?
kn0thing cautions us that not all ambitions pan out as planned...
WARCRAFT III
need a bigger sword
do anything for power
paladin complex
slave to cursed sword
but still in management job
evil dead, arise!
And Doomeru chronicles Agent 47's quest for self-actualization...
HITMAN
wonderful outfit
and it seems to be my size
you won't need it now.
no need for laundry
garrote you for your clothing
fold mine up nicely
sometimes seems to me
that my skin is not my own
does one size fit all?
where did i begin?
what hand was my creator?
who made me so fine?
I will kill a god
but first i must screw a slave
spin analog stick
PIZZA TYCOON
leveraged by mob
to make hawaiian pizza
don likes pineapple
product not selling
evaluate long term plan
form a focus group
should i lower price
or torch your establishment?
strategic vision
must diversify
sell assault weapons in back
or insurance fraud?
kn0thing cautions us that not all ambitions pan out as planned...
WARCRAFT III
need a bigger sword
do anything for power
paladin complex
slave to cursed sword
but still in management job
evil dead, arise!
And Doomeru chronicles Agent 47's quest for self-actualization...
HITMAN
wonderful outfit
and it seems to be my size
you won't need it now.
no need for laundry
garrote you for your clothing
fold mine up nicely
sometimes seems to me
that my skin is not my own
does one size fit all?
where did i begin?
what hand was my creator?
who made me so fine?
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