the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

The Legend of Zelda: The Wii'd Whacker

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:29 AM on Monday, March 24, 2008

Zelda Twilight Princess, Resigned Gamer
Link may have a bright future in landscaping but I, on the other hand, have no desire to persist in such activities that would impair me from masturbating effectively. In fact I'd sooner sail a talking boat aimlessly across the ocean.

And to think I used to complain that Gamecube controllers were painful...