the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

Red Steel: Not a Lady Killah

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 12:14 PM on Thursday, October 4, 2007

video game commentary from the resigned gamer, urban champion

Sir Cucumber:
been playing red steel

Doomeru: oh no

Sir Cucumber: pretty meh

Doomeru: that game is so racist

Sir Cucumber: yes but refreshingly so

and you can hold a gat sideways

Sir Cucumber:
i hate how the prostitutes beg you not to kill them

Sir Cucumber: even after you try
Sir Cucumber: and find you clearly cannot

fucking bullet-proof hos

Sir Cucumber:
i'd be like, go on guailo

Sir Cucumber: try to kill me!
Sir Cucumber: i am impervious to your bullets!
Sir Cucumber: shaolin innocent bystander green reticule style!