Red Steel: Not a Lady Killah

Sir Cucumber: been playing red steel

Doomeru: oh no

Sir Cucumber: pretty meh

Doomeru: that game is so racist

Sir Cucumber: yes but refreshingly so

Doomeru: and you can hold a gat sideways

Sir Cucumber: i hate how the prostitutes beg you not to kill them
Sir Cucumber: even after you try
Sir Cucumber: and find you clearly cannot

Doomeru: fucking bullet-proof hos

Sir Cucumber: i'd be like, go on guailo
Sir Cucumber: try to kill me!
Sir Cucumber: i am impervious to your bullets!
Sir Cucumber: shaolin innocent bystander green reticule style!