Doomeru: what was that arcade we'd hit, that had the shooter where you rode in the mine cart?
Doomeru: it also had ridge racer and the hologram game
Sir Cucumber: that was the bridgewater arena
Sir Cucumber: and still exists
Doomeru: wow, no wai
Sir Cucumber: well remember it was an ice hockey rink
Sir Cucumber: god knows what it has now
Sir Cucumber: probably just cowboys of moo mesa
Doomeru: good game
Doomeru: i mean, any game would be good with the sunset riders format
Doomeru: hmm, what else could you shoehorn into that?
Sir Cucumber: timber.
Doomeru: with the bees?
Sir Cucumber: you'd just walk to the right
Sir Cucumber: and hack people's knees with your axe
Sir Cucumber: and then push them
Sir Cucumber: the first boss would be the shift boss
Sir Cucumber: chompin his cigar
Doomeru: marry me wif mah cigarz
Sir Cucumber: and it would go straight downhill from there
Sir Cucumber: then you'd have to fight robots
Sir Cucumber: and chicks with whips
Sir Cucumber: a couple guys that look like andre the giant
Doomeru: and a guy that can occasionally block, just to mess with you
Sir Cucumber: but not if you only hit him once
Sir Cucumber: when he walks onto your plane
Sir Cucumber: and then walked away, repeating the process until he died
Doomeru: we'd need a subway level
Sir Cucumber: and a guy on roller skates
Doomeru: would there be a baby lumberjack in a lumberjack droid suit?
Sir Cucumber: he would be the robot level boss
Doomeru: also need pyro. cause you know, for fags
Sir Cucumber: nah you could just have magic lumberjack buttlove power like when marge and homer stared at each other.
Sir Cucumber: why would they be fighting?
Doomeru: oh someone stole their trees.
Sir Cucumber: no one steals our trees...
Doomeru: and lives!
Sir Cucumber: it’s time to kick ass and cut trees
Doomeru: and i'm all outa trees.........
Sir Cucumber: oh, no, there's another one, just sprouted up out of
Sir Cucumber: let me get that
Sir Cucumber: ok
Sir Cucumber: now i'm allll out of treees......
Sir Cucumber: do you think they could jump, or just shove?
Doomeru: just shove.
Doomeru: and you’d have to steal beef jerky from elves to replenish your health.
Sir Cucumber: So basically it would be golden axe without jumping, running, kicking, throwing, or riding animals and you could only use the dwarf.
Sir Cucumber: okay.
Posted by Sir Cucumber at 3:31 PM on Wednesday, April 9, 2008