the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

I think I have an, seriously.

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 10:37 AM on Wednesday, April 22, 2009

video game news from the resigned gamer, sir cucumber has an ulcer

I just hope it doesn't come to this.

My stomach is killing me and I'm shitting blood. I drink too much, smoke too much, work late at night too much, and have black coffee for lunch.

...Never should have cut out the half & half. I'd rather be fat and happy than a hot pretzel...