Americans haven't had much to gloat about these last eight years, but take heart that we finally now have a game where our boys are the coolest team in town...
...Of course each nation has the same units, with absolutely zero difference between their attributes, and the other guys are Russia and the European Union, so it's not like we have to stack up against Libya or anything...
But the point is that our inter-battle banter is way better than the alternatives. USA! USA!
BTW, I've been meaning to actually write a review of Endwar, but ironically it just will not end...