Doomeru finally saved up enough food stamps to buy himself one of those fancy new iphones. He says I should get one too, but my fingers are too fat and sweaty to do without buttons. And what's wrong with buttons anyway? I like buttons.
But anyway, drawing on his love of all things Alien and Lando Calrissian, he's made for us this ringtone.
I hope you all put it on your fancy new-fangled iphones as well and become the envy of your office.