the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

Has you seen mah bruddah?

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:01 AM on Wednesday, July 23, 2008

It's been 74 days since we last heard from Doomeru, and we're beginning to fear the worst.

My brother has always been given to flights of fancy, coming and going as he pleased, but he's never been on a bender for this long.

We've checked all his favorite back alleys and pee-stained doorways but found no sign of him. I just hope to god he hasn't been reduced to drinking water...

If you have any information that could help us locate Doomeru Woebashi, please email resignedgamer @ immediately.

Thank you,

Sir Cucumber