the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

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Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:30 AM on Friday, June 27, 2008

Our passion for haikuz, it fades. So this week we decided to use this wonderful text-to-speech product to do some dramatic readings of some of our favorite video game dialog. Our first guest on the actor's studio needs no introduction. No, seriously.

You fuckwits never gave us any haiku suggestions but who knows? Maybe you've got a quote to share...