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Haiku for broken resolutions

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 9:38 AM on Friday, January 4, 2008

video game haiku from the resigned gamer

One shouldn't make promises they can't keep, and those without expectations are never disappointed. These haiku go out to all the resolutions broken one week after New Years:



NARC

monkey on my back
improved my aim smoking crack
must rob some dealers



and Doomeru wrote these two!


FABLE

I've been so evil
my ugly face sprouts long horns
I married two women

EVERY RPG EVER PLAYED

tried to be a mage
and use my brains before brawn

everyone had swords


Got your own haiku? Post it in the comments or submit it to resignedgamer@gmail.com.

1 comments:

Brian said...

Altered Beast:

Kick them zombies' balls
Just wait till I go werewolf
Neff's gonna get it