Haiku for the grind

Some days it's hard to get out of bed in the morning. Not because you are particularly tired, but because you know what you're returning to outside the sheets. Days like this it helps to gain perspective on things by reminding yourself that, no matter how hard it gets, at least you're not Jones in the Fast Lane.

JONES IN THE FAST LANE

years to get masters
now I'm overqualified
lack experience


I would buy a gun
and eat it but the landlord
garnishes my pay


Someone stole my fridge
back to eating rotten food
I hope that I die

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