the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

Best. Attack. Ever.

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:05 AM on Monday, August 4, 2008

We're all familiar with the predilection Japanese developers have towards infusing their games with verbal diarrhea. It's nothing new. Anyone possessing a grain of sense skips it when possible, and tunes it out when otherwise. Anyone possessing a grain of dignity refuses to buy such games altogether, but seeing as how that's not me, please enjoy this Rondo of Swords attack chatter I've dubbed the holy release. It's cheap as free and worth every penny.

"A priest in the Divine Nation of Verona. Convinced that
the Church of Valen's stance on the Order of Anrah is
too mild, he leads a group of temple knights in revolt."