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Posted by Sir Cucumber at 10:03 PM on Monday, December 5, 2011

Holiday shopping for Doomeru Jr. today, I came across the gift no infant should go without this season:

And it's organic!

Here's the link. Better get yours fast, it was a recent Etsy favorite!

Me, I'm going with the Super Mushroom teether. Double baby's size or your money back...if mushroom turns purple remove from child's mouth immediately and proceed to nearest hospital.