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Castlevania Haiku

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 10:48 PM on Saturday, January 22, 2011

When standing knee-deep in shit, it's nice to know you aren't standing in it all alone. Doesn't make it smell any better, but it's nice just the same.

Here's an epiphany from Epiphany.




Bats are Sales Quota
Candles are leads in disguise
My whip is useless

Do not miss a beat
World is crumbling at your feet
Keep strong, can't go wrong



And here's one from me...


The Belmonts are brave
but never finish a job
heroes follow through