Leisure Suit Larry: wisdom is knowing how much worse it could be

Some days nothing ever seems to go our way. People stand us up, let us down, and jerk us around. The roof caves in and the bottom drops out, and the things that usually make us feel good just aren't cutting it today. Times like these it's important to remember that we are beautiful, warts and all, that we are reliable, even when we fall, and that we are loved. Buy a new pair of shoes and get on with it.