the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

Kung Fu Thriller

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:01 AM on Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I never cared why "Mr. X" would have kidnapped Thomas's girlfriend- that's just what happened to chicks in the '80s- but all these years I've wondered how he compelled the kung fu master to walk impotently in place just yards away from rescuing her.

Finally, I think I've figured it out.

kung fu thriller, ytmnd, the resigned gamer, nintendo, michael jackson

...And just in case anyone out there missed the decade of prosperity and shame, this should explain what you just watched.