the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

You know what, fuck you.

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:04 AM on Friday, September 26, 2008

So I came across this thread of DOS game haikus and was planning to spam them with some of our own, but the self-satisfied dickholes wouldn't let me. Check out why:

dos pc sierra, gmail, resigned gamer
Course if the latest PC game I played was on The Sierra Network, I guess I might expect someone had to buy "virtual stamps" before they were allowed to have an email account...