the resigned gamer, everything I hate about the thing I love the most

Talkin' Pain

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:25 AM on Friday, July 11, 2008

In all of gaming history there has never been a bigger drama queen than Max Payne. His brooding bullet time touched our hearts at the dawn of the decade, let him touch you once again.

Eventually everyone lets you down in this cold, cruel world. You lose the ones you love, and the snow keeps falling until it buries you alive. Thus I will not expect any game or quote suggestions from you fickle reader types.