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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WE'RE ON KOTAKU!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Sir Cucumber at 8:20 PM on Saturday, April 12, 2008

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O HAI KOTAKUITES! U CLICKZ 4 MOAR HAIKUZ!!!...also feedz

Oh internetz how you shine your warming loving shining glow upon us! We are not worthy! We have been spamming Kotaku since making a teen girl flipbook to commemorate Duke Togo, international pedophile, but gave up long ago on the hope of ever accepting their smarmy embrace. OMG look at all those comments! Surely tomorrow we return to the vast unloved anonymity of cyberspace, but today we are rockstars. Even if we are lumped in with snake-on-samus porn and japanese kink.

Stephen Johnson, I am yours forever.



Googzor traffic report to come.