Resigned Gamer has recently discovered a deep passion for haiku, so without further ado, we present to you, our first installment:
Two brothers stumble drunkenly through top-rated and bargain basement games with an eye toward cliched concepts, abusive design elements, and passing off strings of ellipses for dramatic dialogue... It's a humorous, historical, and agonizing take on gaming.
Careful, n00b, you might learn something.
PS2
PS3
PSP
PS One
XBox
XBox 360
NES
SNES
Wii
Nintendo DS
Sega Genesis
Sierra / PC games
Browse by Genre:
arcade
action
platformer
3rd-person
Rockstar
stealth
first-person shooter
turn-based strategy
real-time strategy
RPG
puzzle
simulator
sports
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3 comments:
Contra:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left
Right, Left, Right, Left, B, A, Start
Aliens Beware
Contra #2:
I thought you were my
friend but you always take the
red spread gun- that's cold.
From Reddit comments:
Sonic the Hedgehog,
Get the chaos emeralds,
Or Robotnik wins. - Dreamlax
mario:
don't feel like saving
the princess going home with
luigi instead
bubble bobble:
what the fuck is this
bubbles can't kill anyone
oh wait this is hard
ice hockey:
four skinnies is a
recipe for disaster
and fats are too slow - Milkk
And Ourobosity writes:
Oof. Those are some god-awful haikus.
Breaking sentences
Into their separate parts
Does not make haikus
That Contra one in the first comment is excellent though.
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