Check this out. We've known about the Hitman movie for a while, and this morning Kotaku served up a publicity still. I wonder which of the Hitman series' innovative techniques the movie will emulate. Perhaps I'll finally get to see No. 47 knock out innocent asian waiters, steal their outfits, then leave a neatly folded stack of his own clothes next to the body for no one to notice!
Hey Sir Cucumber, any thoughts?
[Kudos to Le Blog: Hitman for the pic]
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Well, if any actor is capable of impersonating half the Village People and still coming off as an insipid wooden dildo it's gotta be Sheriff Bullock...
Hitman, now with real people to kill in a frustrating manner
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I read somewhere that it will indeed be co-staring Piano Wire. I'm so excited.
Well, it wouldn't be a proper Hitman adaptation if No. 47 didn't miss three times before he got the piano wire to work.
yes and then he'd drag the body into a closet and it's legs would stick out underneath the door.
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